The fleshlight, already the creepiest of all sex toys, just got even creepier with Fleshlight Motion, touted as the "ultimate hands-free experience."

We guess if you don't feel ashamed of buying realistic genitalia to have sex with, you won't be ashamed to purchase one of these mountable versions with names like "Double Dog Dare" and "Let it Ride" either.

But even though there's technically nothing shameful about sex toys, there's something about this sentence from the Web site that makes us want to quietly walk away from the Internet whistling and never look back. "This wipeable mount also includes the patented microfiber base for non-skid use with the Hit the Floor Motion Pad. "

Wipeable. Skid. Mount. Good luck ever feeling clean again!

From the Web:
How to Have Sex in Water. (AskMen)
The Sex and Symbolism of Batwoman. (Comics Alliance)