Scientists at the Mote Marine Laboratory in Florida have lost a 6-foot-long submersible robot somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico and are offering $500 to anyone who can track it down.Experts fear that the research robot may have sprung a leak, gotten snagged by a fishing net or become sentient in a bid to destroy the human race.
Waldo, as the $100,000 winged submarine is nicknamed, was launched August 25 on a mission to research phytoplankton, the algae that produce harmful red tide. The robot usually surfaces every two hours to report its location to satellites, but the drone hasn't been heard from since last Monday, when it was roving along the coast of Venice, Fla.
"There's a possibility it could be found by boaters or beachgoers," said Dr. Gary Kirkpatrick, a marine biologist at Mote Laboratory. "But we'd really like to get it back because its loss would be quite a dent in our efforts to stay on top of red tide."
If the $500 reward doesn't lead to the capture of the robot, scientists will have to resort to Plan B: cyborg manatees.
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Tuesday 08 September
By Heavytoka
It's a Hundred thousand dollar Robot and they are only offering 500 bucks if you find it? Must not be that important.
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Tuesday 08 September
By Burf
Sorry, I just can't resist...
Where's Waldo?
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Wednesday 09 September
By Scarlet
Burf: You read my mind!
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Wednesday 09 September
By Mike M
Wow $500 bucks. Go fire up the engine boys !
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Wednesday 09 September
By viirus
What makes you think someone would return a hundred thousand dollar robot for five hundred bucks? First mistake: telling people how much its worth...
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Wednesday 09 September
By Vin
Check the waters between Cuba and Florida, I'm sure there is a few Cubans using it to float on over.
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Wednesday 09 September
By Captain hook
I found it and I'm not giving it back, they say it cost $ 100.000. 00 to build, well you can give a better reward than $ 500. 00 other wise you lost it permently.
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Wednesday 09 September
By Linda
Maybe it's in the belly of one of those sharks, or even a whale!
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Friday 11 September
By COMMONSENSE
ROBOTS...I MEAN, SCIENTISTS IN FLORIDA, INFORM US, ONE OF THEIR BUDDIES, A ROBOT, NAME WALDO, THE FOURTH STOOGE. HAS ESCAPED FROM ASYLUM ON THE EAST COAST. RUNNING AROUND ABOVE DEEP/RED WATERS, BETWEEN GENEVA AND ASYLUM. THE ROBOT IS SENTIENT. I THINK THAT MEANS SENSE/LESS, OR NO/SENSE. ROBOTS...I MEAN SCIENTISTS, FEAR THE SENTIENT ROBOT, IS BIDDING WITH SHARKS ABOVE DEEP RED WATERS TO DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE. AND SEND US ALL BELOW THE RED TIDES, TO KEEP OUR ALGAE, WHERE IT BELONGS, ABOVE THE RED TIDES. I WILL SURELY STAY AWAY FROM EAST COAST WATERS. I DON'T LIKE THE COLOR RED, IRAQ/NUTS AND AFGHAN/SQUIRRELS, HAVE PRIORITY ON COLOR RED. THEY BATHE IN INNOCENT AMERICAN PURE RED/BLOOD. AND PATRIOTIC (IDIOT) AMERICAN FOOLS LIKE ME, ARE THE DONERS. WE HAVE EYES, BUT WE DON'T SEE. BRING IT ON SAY THE DECIDERS. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! NEVER BE! HELL FOLLOWS WHERE FOOLS TREAD. HEAVEN IS SO FAR AWAY. HELL IS CLOSER TO EARTH THAN HEAVEN. SO BE IT! WHAT IS TO BE, WILL BE! WHERE FOOLS TREAD, HELL FOLLOWS! I'M THE BIGGEST FOOL OF ALL. I HAVE HOLES IN MY SOLES, NEED NEW SHOES. SORRY TO SAY. BUT I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH, I'M NO POLITICIAN, OFFERING THE PROMISED LAND. IT HAS TO BE A LIE. I'VE ALREADY BEEN GIVEN THE PROMISED LAND, BUT A FOOL LIKE ME, WILL NEVER UNDER/STAND, MY PRECIOUS GIFT FROM HEAVEN. MY PROMISED LAND. (ONLY GOD CAN MAKE A TREE, AND A FOOL LIKE ME.
BING...
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