Like us, you probably watch "Twins" and "Throw Momma From the Train" each and every week because they're two of the greatest films ever and because Danny DeVito is the most awesome 5-foot-tall actor in the world, and that includes Tom Cruise.

But if you've felt a hole in your heart because you've never had a way to follow his semi-regularly updated exploits in 140-character doses, then it's time to cram that hole full of Danny DeVito's Twitter page. If he gets 100,000 fans he'll give one of them a phone call!