Meet Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankova, a bus driver in Norway who is so amazing-looking that we almost don't even care that he has adopted that name.

Aside from Julius, which he took from a local monkey, he pulled the names from various pop culture sources. Apparently he intended to fix the spelling of Chewbacka, but since it's mostly right and will get people to think of "Star Wars," he's cool with it.

Spelling aside, anyone who can mix a wookiee, a dwarf, an immortal Christopher Lambert, King Viggo and MacGyver together in one place is either the most awesome human ever, or someone who spends a lot of nights watching cartoons alone.