In a case of breathalyzers gone bad, a British bar is using the device to make sure its patrons go home properly toasted.

If revelers at The Attic in Newcastle are still legal to drive when they breathe into a tube at last call, they will be refunded their tab, because, as the club's promoters state, "We've failed in our mission." As an added bonus, the person who blows the highest blood-alcohol content wins free entry to the next week's event.

Although, if the city of Newcastle has its way, there won't be a next week. "This is not the type of event the local authority will tolerate," declared Newcastle's head of public health, who also objects to the bar selling mixed drinks for under a dollar.

OK, we get that the breathalyzer stunt is a bit much. But coming down hard on the blessing that is cheap drinks? Newcastle is making its bid to be the worst place on Earth.

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