Sep 10th 2009 By Jeremy Taylor

Playmate-Filled 'Guitar Hero 5' Ad Ruined By Lecherous Hef

They've done the sports stars, the college coaches, the metal gods and the supermodel, but in their latest "Risky Business",-themed ad Guitar Hero is really hitting the sweet spot of what guys like: naked women.

Of course, they can't actually be nude, but 10 Playboy playmates sliding around in only tube socks and pink oxfords certainly suggests even more flesh.

Unfortunately, the ad also comes with Hugh Hefner. Yes, the 83-year-old is a legend, and he's lived a life the rest of us dare not dream. But he is also an 83-year-old, with a gaze that isn't getting any less lecherous.

We also think Hef might be senile. It's the only way we can explain the notorious blondophile agreeing to end the spot by claiming, "I like variety." Uh, Hef? No, you don't.

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Thursday 10 September

By Heavytoka

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It would of Been better with the Suicide Girls!

Thursday 10 September

By cheree

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Hugh, has really got a problem, he had someone who loved him and he would not divorce his wife to marry her this old fart isn't happy look at his life

Thursday 10 September

By Blue Kentucky Girl

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Is it just me, or is his appearance becoming more lizard-like as he gets older? Poor old guy, he was as ugly to start with .. and now this.

Thursday 10 September

By Dwight Wallace

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Hey, the old guy is in his golden years, let him have his fantasy, who's he hurting?
Besides, you are all jealous.

Thursday 10 September

By Erin

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Pretty typical male response... lets put half the scantily-clad great looking males in commercials that we put scantily-clad females in commercials and see how you feel when your g/f is idolizing them instead of you. Grow up and learn that girls aren't "jealous" of other attractive women--we're just sick of society and the media treating us like we're nothing but something to be lusted after and made to felt bad when we don't look physically perfect. It's sickening... because having pictures and staring at naked women is acceptable and almost expected from guys (pigs) but if your girlfriend was lusting after some picture of a gorgeous guy's d**k you would probably fly off the handle and expect her not too... such a double standard, eventually you'll grow up and realize that the reason we women get "jealous" as you say because we're sick of feeling like we constantly have to compete with each other to be better looking, tanner, smarter, etc. for us to be "worth" anything in the eyes of some asshole guy like you. So if you think the girls here are "jealous" or "insecure" than maybe you should look at yourself and wonder why you would rather have a "safe" girl who does nothing but wear a ton of makeup and spend hours on her hair to be "perfect" by societal standards who can't make her own toast (have you seen the show, those girls are D-U-M-B) than have a girl who is beautiful in a more realistic way and who is a real woman? This has nothing to do with being jealous of the girls--they're gorgeous, no denying that--it's about being angry that shallow, conceited and ultimately desperate girls like these are the ones chosen to represent women as a whole in about 95% of popular media; and as a woman who can leave the house without a stitch of make-up on and still be confident with myself while maintaining a near perfect GPA in college on a full scholarship, it's appalling to me that these overly-made-up bimbos are the subsection of women that most men choose to idolize. I'd venture to say that men like that--men like you, Dwight--are afraid of powerful, confident women...that's really pathetic.

P.S. I'm not saying that all gorgeous or beautiful girls are dumb--not in the least--but girls like these who feel the need to date an 83 year old man to get recognized are really desperate for fame and attention because they have very little going for them beyond the fact that they have perfected their looks.

Thursday 10 September

By Erin

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...made to FEEL bad..**

Sorry, got a little fired-up there and didn't proofread my comment.

Thursday 10 September

By BILLY-TWO-BEERS

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Ditto! :-)))

Thursday 10 September

By Linda

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Hef, the old geezer, makes makes me ill, time for him to preparefor the hereafter, push daisies, not Viagra............

Thursday 10 September

By liss D

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who ever wrote this article sounds stupid and jelious hef is an american icon you wish you coulde still be famous at 83 and he obviously does like variety or he wouldnt have so many girlfriends and even more everyone puts him down for having all those girlfriends but if youd just watch girls next door youd see he really just takes care of thewm he is a very sweet man there should be more people like him in the world screw you idiots for bad mouthing someone who has never dont anything to hurt you

oh and i dont care if i spelled something wrong im expecting all of you to pick my words apart like you do everyone elses

Thursday 10 September

By renee'

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amen sister!!!

Thursday 10 September

By KW195209

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Well, I'm not jealous, but it's a bad commercial. Just more whores, and plenty of them are on TV already.

Thursday 10 September

By renee

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OK people this is ridiculous....If it wasn't for Hugh Hefner there would be no playmates to enjoy!Give the old man props for being the man he has become.He has made a lot of men and women happy over the years.Give credit where credit is due.

Thursday 10 September

By RC

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HEF, YOU ARE THE MAN!! I DONT HAVE A ROCKIN BODY LIKE SOME OF THOSE GIRLS BUT IF I DID AND I COUDL HANG OUT AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION ON THE WEEKENDS..YOU COULD COUNT ME IN. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE ALWAYS HAVING A GREAT TIME AND HAVE CLOSE RELATIONSHIPS. pEOPLE ARE JUST HATERS, AND ARE MAD THAT THEY CAN'T PARTY WITH HEF AND THE GIRLS SO THEY HAVE TO PUT HIM AND THEM DOWN. GET OVER IT.

Thursday 10 September

By Lisa

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I pray for Hef an all the girls to have a personal relationship with Jesus before they die.

Wednesday 16 September

By Scott

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Praise God that someone is looking at the big picture here. Bless your heart, Lisa

Friday 11 September

By gemzandor

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Yup if Jesus is half the man I think he is, I bet he'd like a little personal relationship with those girls! Yowza

Thursday 10 September

By Chris

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Yet not one single complaint when Derek Jeter, Tony Hawk, and Kobe Bryant were doing the ad.

Who has the double standard now? Hmm?

Thursday 10 September

By Andrea

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Hef is like fine wine. Be nice to people with
more experience than you. If you're lucky you'll
be there one day! Get it Hef!!

Thursday 10 September

By melinda

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erin, oh you said everything i had on my mind. you are so right. some of you men wouldnt be able to handle what some of us women have put up with all these years. now men show women some skin.