Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Megan Fox claims she will never make a sex tape or do nude scenes. Adjust your future interest in her career accordingly. (The Blemish)

Jenna Haze stars in a long overdue "Twilight" porn parody. (FilmDrunk)

Dustin "Screech" Diamond is being sued for unpaid auto taxes. (Radar Online)

Jeff Bridges will reunite with the Coen Bros. for the "True Grit" remake. (Variety)

You don't mess with Kate Moss. (Ninja Dude)

Charlize Theron has signed on for "Hancock 2." (io9)

The trailer for "Black Dynamite" is pretty much the greatest trailer you'll see all year. (Screen Junkies)

Even camels are protesting the return of Michael Vick. (With Leather)

Kermit the Frog and Mr. T appear in 25 awesome stained-glass windows. (Holy Taco)