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With the winter months approaching, Asylum and our friends at Busted Tees have inexplicably decided to give away sleeveless tops with only minimal wind-breaking ability. You may know this insulation-less apparel by its street name -- the "T-shirt" -- and you may enter to win one of these free "T-shirts" simply by commenting on any Asylum post. (They'll look great under your parka. Trust us.)

Before we can embark on the giveaway, we need to know which of our four designs, courtesy of Busted Tees, you feel would look best plastered across the front of a shirt. Should it be a beautiful visage of Betty White, an endorsement of the withdrawal method, a sleek racecar bed, or a dumpster of desire? You make the call, and we'll print 'em.

Can You Top Sex in a Dumpster?

In April 2009, Asylum ran a story about an Canadian couple who was arrested for public indecency after a police officer discovered the pair having sex in a garbage dumpster. Pick this design, and commemorate their misfortune.

Asylum Celebrates Betty White

In early August, we spent an entire day without mentioning Megan Fox. Whom did we choose to celebrate instead? The incomparable Betty White.

10 Things a Girl Never Wants to Find in Your Bedroom

As crazy as it sounds, we discovered that many women will bolt from your bachelor pad if they find a bed with a racecar frame. If you let them know up front about your sleeping quarters with this T-shirt, they'll know what they're getting into.

Withdrawal Method Is As Effective As Condoms?

One study showed that the move porn fans know as "The Money Shot" is as effective a birth control method as condoms. Needless to say, men everywhere rejoiced.