Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Kanye West apologized for rushing the stage and stealing the mic during Taylor Swift's VMA acceptance speech. (Radar Online)

The San Diego District Attorney dismissed Tila Tequila's claims that Shawne Merriman choked and restrained her. (The Blemish)

Lady Gaga covered herself in fake blood, accepted an award in a scary red lace bodysuit, and generally freaked everyone out at the MTV VMAs. (Popeater)

Erin Andrews discussed her "peep-hole" video on "Oprah." (With Leather)

The next "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie has a long, weird title. (Unreality Mag)

The first look at the "Star Tours II" attraction from Disney has been released. Where's the annoying jabbering robot from the first ride? (/Film)

These new photos from "Where the Wild Things Are" could cause spontaneous childhood regression in hipsters. (Film Drunk)

Check out some Japanese Michael Jackson impersonators who really know how to speed-moonwalk. (Holy Taco)

Lily Allen went topless for GQ. NSFW (The Blemish)

Enjoy Carmen Electra in her "Baywatch" prime. (Ninja Dude)