Bong Spirits imports their posh vodka from Holland, a country often associated with leafy greens. To hammer that association home, they've shaped their hooch bottles in a giant glass dildo. Or is it supposed to be a fishbowl? Wait a minute ...

The vodka costs about $40/liter, and each bottle has been designed by a well-known graphic artist, such as Matthew Curry. The Bong Spirit Web site gives you an accurate depiction of how you'll feel after too much of their product. Just looking at the constantly spinning vodka bottles gave us a flashback to when we OD'd on Tang.

Another important feature -- these designer bottles can apparently be turned into actual working bongs, according to the always-helpful readers of Rollitup.org. We only found out about that site from doing research for this post. Honestly.