A board game company recently unveiled "The Chaps From Amsterdam," a new diversion in which you essentially role-play as a lowlife pusher unloading smack on the Dutch mean streets. We thought it sounded suspiciously like the version of Drug Wars we used to play on our TI-89 in A.P. Calculus, but reader GratisCat thrilled us by daring to dream of a world where all transactions were decided by dice. For this, he takes today's Noble Prize.

"What if you tried to live your life with Dungeons and Dragons dice determining all your decisions? The Dungeons and Dragons Dice Experiment."

To be fair, whether or not we've been doing this "experiment" for years -- we always decide between Cooler Ranch or Nacho Cheesier based on a saving roll.