The folks over at Jones Soda needed something to do when not planning to make atrocious holiday-themed drinks like Turkey and Gravy or Brussel Sprouts and Prosciutto, which, sadly, are real flavors the company has produced.

Now they've gone geek and created limited-edition Spellcasting Soda, a drink for the Elvish archer in all of us. With flavors like Dwarven Draught, Sneak Attack and Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer there's no reasonable way to guess what you're going to be tasting, but that doesn't matter.

It's Dungeon's and Dragons, the fantasy trendsetter that paved the way for "World of Warcraft" and much of the modern fantasy gaming genre and that means you should give Illithid Brain Juice a chance, regardless of what it may taste like.

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