
Baseball hero and businessman Lenny "Nails" Dykstra has run into some money problems. He's looking to raise a little cash by auctioning off his 1986 World Series ring, valued at $20,000. We've always been fans of Nails and would love to take care of his gift from Bill Buckner. But if asked to choose between Nails' ring and Coed Magazine pinup Nyla B, we'd be lost. Here's the Would You Rather breakdown ...
World Series Ring
Pro: Mets' series ring will always be more rare than a Yankees ring.
Con: Too heavy to wear unless you're on steroids.
Pro: If you change your last name to Dykstra, you can pretend it's yours.
Con: O.J. might try to steal it and claim it's his.
Nyla B
Pro: Will probably not be encrusted in dip spit.
Con: She's from Azerbaijan. You don't know where that is.
Pro: Date would hopefully cost less than $20,000.
Con: If you don't like thong underwear, she'll be a huge turnoff.

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Wednesday 16 September
By Heavytoka
In this case I would take the girl, just because I don't wear jewelry. I guess I would have to keep her in the closet though because I don't think my wife would like her lol
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Tuesday 29 September
By mybalsagna
simple, divorce your wife.
Thursday 01 October
By David
My wife wouldnt be able to keep her hands off of her!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday 03 October
By Ashok
Wonder
Wednesday 21 October
By JMAC
Ok DAVID,, you're wife wouldn't keep her hands off of her huh? BS dude!
Monday 26 October
By AJC Westwood
SILLY RABBIT. Beauty fades. Boobs SAG. But if you have a good mind, you can enjoy everything, for as long as you live. Remember, you can't fix stupid.
Friday 04 December
By Mike
Take da bitch! what can you do with a ring. OMG I have a ring that no one cares about!
Saturday 05 December
By geroge
My wife wouldn't be able to keep her hands off her, let alone me.
Saturday 05 December
By Derek Reyes
I would toss that ring in the ocean to spend the rest of my life with Nyla B not sure what the kids and wife think though....
Wednesday 09 December
By Ryan
A ring? are you kidding me. She's hot!!! what would you remember right before you died... a "ring" or.... HER.? unless your gay and if you are... take the stupid ring... I would take her in a heartbeat... come on REALLY
Wednesday 16 December
By konstantine
the ring the ring of course .sell the ring go to ukrane and have 100s like her and better
Monday 04 January
By Don Vargo
That's what I'm talking about!
Wednesday 30 September
By samson
wow
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Wednesday 30 September
By Dino
I would take the ring. The ring can get you the model but the model can't get you the ring.
Tuesday 03 November
By kandm
oh please, yeah ok, i'd take some ho over a world series ring. get real. women are a dime a dozen, so are good looking men. gees, what a stupid question
Tuesday 19 January
By rick
always remember, no matter how fine it appears somebody somewhere is tired of her shit. as for the ring that is real collateral. take the ring.
Thursday 01 October
By jbjg24m
I'D LOVE TO SPEND JUST ONE HOUR WITH HER !
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Thursday 01 October
By Tyler
Although that she is EXTREMELY amazing, i think i would take the ring. It would be worth some good money someday
Monday 12 October
By matt
an hour youd root her but then what would you do for the other 59 minutes
Monday 12 October
By jack
only an hour try all night kido