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Clips of Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried's lesbian kiss from "Jennifer's Body" has been released. Watch it on mute to avoid the terrible Diablo Cody-penned jokes. (FilmDrunk)

President Obama wielded a light saber at press conference for the 2016 Olympics. Cue joke about defeating Darth Joe Wilson. (Holy Taco)

NCAA chief Myles Brand has passed away. (With Leather)

Christoph Waltz, the main Nazi from "Inglourious Basterds," will play a villain in "Green Hornet." (Bam! Kapow!)

Mary Travers of Peter, Paul & Mary passed away at the age of 72. (Popeater)

The trailer for "Paranormal Activity" claims the movie is the scariest thing ever. Scarier than "Troll 2"? (Unreality Mag)

Chris Brown started his community service work. (Radar Online)

In more Megan Fox news, apparently she used to be a cutter. This is just getting sad. (Daily Fill)

Kanye West joins the list of the crappiest public apologies. (Maxim)