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Behold, "Andy," the new Android sex doll that will eliminate the female species and, more importantly, the need to return sexual favors. Just kidding, but this is undoubtedly a giant leap forward for the awesome, disturbing and ultimately victorious robot takeover, just like "Terminator 2" foretold.The unfortunately-named Andy (couldn't they have at least spelled it with an "i"?) is adjustable, allowing for all sorts of sexual positions, plus it comes equipped with a "heavy breathing" feature, a g-spot that you might one day locate, and a variety of lifelike features. The dolls are referred to as "synthetic humans" by their manufacturer, First Androids, and retail in the neighborhood of 2600 Euros ($3820).
Some female writers warn guys that the dolls can't converse, have a social life of her own that doesn't involve you or "reject douchebags." In other news, First Androids just received four million new orders for the doll. Now, if we could just settle the debate on whether it counts as cheating have sex with robot hookers.
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Thursday 17 September
By Heavytoka
All I can say is this is that most pitiful and nasty thing I have seen in a long time.
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Thursday 17 September
By sorta, but
You must have higher standards than I do.
Thursday 17 September
By blake
this would have saved me a lot of trouble and would be cheaper than a girlfriend / wife -- now if it could only give head
Friday 18 September
By Poka
You spelled "kickass and kickass" wrong.
Wednesday 30 September
By willypaa
expensive yes, but think of the relationship that it would help create, if I am not always thinking of sex, then Honesty and faith will kick in and Love will follow. Relationships based on sex never work, so this company invented something that will help create long lasting relationships that are deep and meaningful
Thursday 17 September
By CJ
the phrase 'synthetic human' sent a shiver down my spine
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Saturday 19 September
By gus
This is what's wrong with men. Whatever happened to humanity, compassion, etc?
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Saturday 28 November
By beach bootyman
There's nothing wrong with men,there's something wrong with women.a Man simply has to jump through too many hoops today to get a good woman.I know a lot of good hard working single Brothers today ho have just given up on dating due greeding of snotty behavior and attitudes from women.
Friday 18 September
By Larry Zievis
Sorry to all you loosers who find this of intrest. Good Gawd. There is nothing finer than the love, the touch, the FEEL of a real beautiful woman, Any guy who needs this has a problem.
I certainally don't
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Friday 18 September
By kirk
the whole point here is that you can have sex when you want and as often as you want without jumping thru all the hoops and barriers that women place before us.that time of the month is goooooone!!!!!yahooooo!!!!
Friday 18 September
By Bill The Welder
Looking at the website the company lacks credibility thanks to a crappy first semester style website build and the quality of the dolls looks like something out of the 80's so I don't think any woman but a fugly fat cow piece of trailer trash would have anything to worry about.
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Friday 18 September
By mike
the fact of the matter is woman are the much more perverted ones. for instance, one of my ex's had a vibrator in the shape of a cute seal pup. no big deal. Now sell it as a sex toy for a man and holy crap hes suddenly the most perverted bastered out there.
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Friday 18 September
By SuWeet 44
After going to the erotic exotic ball last year I found eroticexotictravel.com and have gone twice
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Tuesday 22 September
By desertfox
Don't you mean you came twice?
Sunday 20 September
By SuWeet 44
After I went to the exotic erotic ball in San Francisco last October with my girlfriend I found eroticexotictravelcom and go twice a year nothing will ever replace the real thing.
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Friday 18 September
By weenis989
if you spend close to 4 grand for a lifelike doll that you can fuck, i have one word for you, PATHETIC!!!! sex w an actual woman is waaaaay better than any plastic invention. and if you cant find a woman then do what people have been doin for years. USE YOUR HAND!!!! its way cheaper and less pathetic
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Friday 18 September
By Randolph
I watched this show on BBC America about these guys and their sex doll ships. What that expose proved is that these guys are bizarre, desparately lonely people with really messed up attitudes.
Mostly, these guys say they like to run their lives their own way, so they don't want anyone telling them what to do. One was reasonably good looking who said that he could never land a real woman; they probably all lack confidence and self esteem to even socialize with the opposite sex. Another one was showing off his gun collection the same way he was showing off his sex dolls; he was extremely anti-social, so he could be a potential danger. Another one with 8 sex dolls actually tried to have a real GF, but he put his sex dolls on display and she called it quits (8 X $4K = honey moon in the Bahamas with a real woman).
Instead of a breathing function, what needs to be built into these dolls is some sort of psychotherapy AI program that helps to habilitate them. What about a sex doll that gets pissed off with a deadly kung fu grip?
Tuesday 22 September
By Cinco Jotas
4 million orders at $3800 a unit? They've got order for nearly 16 billion dollars worth of sex dolls? Really?
That would almost put them into the Fortune 500 (in which case they need to hire someone to redo their website. It sucks.)
For comparison's sake, gross sales at Amazon.com at last year were a little over 19 billion dollars.
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Tuesday 22 September
By Brian Fairbanks
Cinco, it was a joke, referencing the criticism by feminist bloggers. If most guys read that the doll did those things, they really would get that many orders.
Wednesday 23 September
By Kristy
I don't see much of a difference between this and masturbating. Just think of it as a really big hand that makes breathing noises...
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