A West Virginia man attempting to steal personal information from people applying for fake jobs he had posted finally got caught when his poor grammar skills outed him. Matthew Don Reed had been pretending he worked for the Division of Natural Resources in order to get people to send birth certificates and other info, along with job applications. He'd hired a man in Chicago to send out letters to people interested in those jobs, but his Chicago friend, upon seeing letters supposedly written by Governor Joe Manchin, was a little suspicious.
Letters lacking the official governor's seal are one thing, but when the governor uses words like "thangs" you know something's up. Part of the letter read "If you got ? please ask Matt," which is awesome if the governor is a teenage girl talking to a friend online, but somewhat hard to swallow in an official letter.
Reed is now held on a $10,000 bond under charges of impersonating a public official, impersonating a state Division of Natural Resources officer and forgery of a public document. So if you plan on committing some kind of massive fraud in the near future, you may want to consider taking a refresher course in English before you get too involved.
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Friday 18 September
By Heavytoka
It's no wonder are prisons are so full, criminals are getting way too stupid!
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Sunday 20 September
By Mmrgrt620
Heavytoka - Don't you mean "our" prisons? lmao
Sunday 20 September
By latinova24
Heavytoka,
I'd just like to point out that you probably shouldn't criticize someone else's inteligence when you say "are," and mean to say "our."
LOL.
Sunday 20 September
By Lee Denbina
I am very thankful that so many criminals are so stupid. It makes them easy to catch up to. The anti-intellectual attitude of some children is very telling of later potential.
Sunday 20 September
By Sandy
Hey heavy - join those you are criticizing ARE is a verb OUR is a pronoun. Go back to 3rd grade - read a book - quit playing video games
Sunday 20 September
By Dudley Haas
I done good in English. Jist ask my wrinkle faced wife and she'll tell ya I'm a purty smart feller.
Sunday 20 September
By jbjg24m
heavytoka really got this one off to a bad start !
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Sunday 20 September
By Leonard
Speaking of bad grammar, you might want to use "might" instead of "may" where you wrote, "you may want to consider taking a refresher course...."
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Sunday 20 September
By william
these stupid criminals!!
if your going to impersonate someone get your grammar right
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Sunday 20 September
By Kay
I believe "you are" (you're) is what you really meant to say. And I do not have a high school education.
Sunday 20 September
By Kathy9871
william, if you're going to impersonate someone, get your grammar right.
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Sunday 20 September
By Dro
Kathy9871 corrected William's misuse of the word your by saying: "william, if you're going to impersonate someone, get your grammar right."
LOL, Kathy. Every word at the beginning of a sentence should always be capitalized especially if it begins with a name. :::waving:::
Monday 21 September
By Joe Rosochacki
Matthew Don Reed, from West Virginia, wanted to get person’s ID,
So he forged a document and he pretended to be employed by the Department of Natural
Resources and a governor pretended to be,
His would be coconspirator through his conscious pangs,
Said “this is not right” for Matthew misspelled ‘things’ and printed ‘thangs’,
Matthew was charged with many of charges and arrested abruptly.
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Sunday 20 September
By Bob
How Cum Heavytoka is still free ?
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Sunday 20 September
By George V. Williams
This one is especially dedicated to all of those who think it appropriate to parody the way in which YOU THINK African-Americans talk.
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Sunday 20 September
By rw
Man caught impersonating a governor??? Where did they find him??? In a hotel room with some hussy???
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Sunday 20 September
By Charley Barcelo
How about Argentina?
Sunday 20 September
By ZTHEZS
YOU GO HEAVYTOKA!!!!!!!YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday 20 September
By rw
Your should always speak GOOD of the dead! He's dead. Good!
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Sunday 20 September
By Plees Eetmee
You can take the criminal out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the criminal.
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