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Yes, El Guapo! is a favorite blog of Asylum's, and a noble Twitter friend and follower. If you're on a never-ending quest for cool gadgets, good times and attractive women, then you should scope out @YesElGuapo on Twitter or his site. Imagine a world where all your mantastic needs can flourish, with the added bonus of jokes about gringos.

Following the usual weekly drill, we're profiling ElGuapo with a set of questions inspired by the success of our MMA fighter interview (which itself was based on SI's weekly cheerleader interviews). We got to the details of @YesElGuapo's Twitter crushes, his thoughts on George Hamilton and more.

My best physical feature is:
You should know that I have unusually strong bones that are only rivaled by the likes of Wolverine. I am living proof that beer leads to strong bones.

I'd love to trade places for a day with:
George Hamilton. For once I'd like to know what it's like to be clean shaven, well groomed and orange. Or maybe Harry Hamlin for the sole purpose of testing out Lisa Rinna's lips.

My friends would be surprised to know that I:
use wet wipes, thanks to advice from Howard Stern.

Five people I'd like to have dinner with (living or dead) are:
@JessicaBurciaga, @SaraJeanPMOY07, Jessica Alba, Gilbert Gottfried and Michael Jackson. Gottfried and Jackson are there for the sole purpose of making me look good.

My celebrity crush is:
@JessicaBurciaga. She's the type of girl who makes me want to change my underwear and shower more often. I truly would find a way to carry her children for the sole purpose of not having her put up with all that pain.

Asylum is to the "Walk of shame" as Yes, El Guapo! is to a "Nighttime booty call quickie."


"Who Is ... " is a weekly feature that lets us profile one of our Internet friends -- a reader from Asylum.com comments, Twitter @replies, or our Facebook wall. So speak up, and lure us into your web of friendship. We'll return the favor by letting the world know who you are.