The Freedom Grill takes the tailgate barbecue to the next level. This $10,000 beast has a DOT-approved trailer hitch that will come in handy whether you're waiting to see the Cornhuskers or out selling vegan burritos outside the Phish show. (Please tell us you aren't doing the latter.)

When we say the makers of the Freedom have thought of everything, we don't just mean six burners, insulated storage and a bottle opener, though that's a good start. This behemoth also has a flagpole holder, so you can represent with your favorite team's flag or with Old Glory.

Just be careful with grease fires when you've got the Stars and Stripes flying, because you don't want everyone in the stadium parking lot to watch you turn the flag into a s'more. They might construe it as an attack on Freedom, both literally and figuratively.