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Last week, G4 premiered a new TV special called "Women of the Web." Many of their choices are inspired, substantiated and brimming with monitor-shaking hotness, such as Brigitte Dale from ABC.com. Others, however, are Megan Fox.

Here's what G4 had to say about their little listicle: "'Women of the Web' reveals today's biggest 'Weblebrities' counting down the top 10 sexiest Internet vixens, with special details about their backgrounds, how they climbed the ranks of the Web and what makes them so popular."

We'll begrudge G4 a few of their more dubious picks ("Well, I guess Denise Milani has a laptop, but ... "). Still, we have to throw out some honorable mentions to a few of our favorite Web crushes.

Alice the Snorg Tees Girl
Best known for being our future first ex-wife, Alice Fraasa is that ubiquitous Internet presence from back in 2005, when you still used MySpace. Alice is a semi-interesting person, as evidenced by 40 Semi-Interesting Facts About Alice, the Snorg Tees Girl. (#6: "My boyfriend is a musician who's obsessed with tropical fish and constantly has me laughing." We hate him.)
Felicia Day
"Hi, I'm Felicia Day. You may have found your way here because of my acting work, my Web video productions, or any number of other random reasons." No, Felicia, we are on your Web site because we enjoy torturing ourselves by drooling over your tastefully done headshots, reminding ourselves that we don't believe in love and therefore cannot be in love with you.
Layla Kayleigh
Frequent sports commentator on Webseries, cover girl for various gambling blogs. It's a stretch, we know, but if this girl had never heard of the "interwebs," we'd put her on this list anyway, based on pure hotness.
Joanne Colan
The British beauty is the former anchor of Rocketboom, the daily vlog of Internet culture. She was replaced recently by Molly Windman, aka mememolly, whom we will also agree to have a crush on, if you twist our arm.
Wendy Cheng
Wendy, best known under her alias Xiaxue, is a Singapore-based blogger popular for being a photogenic vixen.
Olivia Munn
Probably disqualified by the fact that she works for G4, Olivia Munn also works as a columnist for Complex and the Rob Schneider-helmed classic "Big Stan." She's also a hot young model who has appeared in Playboy (clothed), Men's Health (barely) and Vanity Fair. (Do you think we bothered to look?) You can see photos of her by Googling "Olivia Munn should be naked more."


Who else was left off the list? Also, we call dibs on all these girls.

From the Web:
Naughty Hotties. (Maxim)
Japanese Insect Diet. (The Chive)
10 Signs You're Going to Get Lucky. (Askmen)