Would-be bank robber Senister Smith (btw, a first name parents should avoid) certainly looked the part, with his hood and his mask.

But he should have been watching his flank, as the teller assembled his ill-gotten booty. Then maybe he wouldn't have suffered such an embarrassing takedown via 54-year-old Matt Knetzger, who hurdled the velvet ropes like a big cat before tackling the 22-year-old.

Knetzger said he sprung into action because Smith was getting too close to Knetzger's wife, who had been dealing with the teller when Smith barged in. We can't confirm that the middle-aged woman gleefully kicking Smith as Knetzger holds him down is Knetzger's wife, but it would be awesome if it was. Smith was arrested and charged.



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