Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Claire Danes is officially off the market. (Popeater)

The first trailer for the "A Nightmare on Elm Street" remake suggests Jackie Earle Haley's Freddy Krueger just might save the franchise. (Unreality Mag)

Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman stayed in character while telling a theatergoer to answer their phone during a performance of the Broadway show "A Steady Rain." (Buzzfeed)

Jenny Slate probably won't be fired for dropping an f-bomb on "Saturday Night Live." (The Blemish)

Brett Ratner admitted to having sex with a paraplegic. (FilmDrunk)

Matt Damon blowing up at Adrian Grenier in this viral video is funnier than anything on the current season of "Entourage." (Screen Junkies)

Origin stories and over-the-top villains are just two of the things Disney and Marvel have in common. (AMC SciFi Scanner)

David Hasselhoff's daughter's call to 911 has leaked. (TMZ)

Prince's "Batdance" is one of the 10 soundtrack contributions artists wish they could take back. (Maxim)