Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.

In a poll of women in 20 countries, German men were found to be the worst in bed.

The survey also asked for reasons why certain nationalities are doing it wrong. For the much-maligned Germans it was their smell, making them slightly more offensive than the British, who finished second worst due to laziness.

The Spanish captured the coveted crown of best in bed followed by the Brazilians. The U.S. ranked fifth worst for being "too dominating."

The reasoning behind American male lovemaking inadequacy sounds suspiciously like a geopolitical stereotype. Because of this, we encourage our readership to get out there and do some diplomatic humping.