Looking for something to spice up your cubicle/home office/mechanic's shop? How about the 2010 Conservative Women's Calendar, which includes all 12 of the top female purveyors of right-wing politics in this country.

Carrie Prejean, the 22-year-old pro-opposite-marriage beauty pageant queen, will move on from her very public dismissal by the Miss America corporation to serve as Miss October. The calendar also includes comely pundits Kate Obenshain, Michelle Malkin and SE Cupp, alongside more "mature beauties" like Clare Booth Luce. (Who, if this picture is any indication, was quite a looker despite being born in 1903.)

While the crisp white shirt thing is very on theme, in the future may we suggest some star-spangled bikinis?






Although the photo sessions have not been released in advance of the calendar's October 2 release date, we can imagine what Prejean's portion might look like. For example, just visualize combining one of her "leaked" pics ...

...with this Photoshop of Sarah Palin in an American flag bikini. This should help you visualize.


If your idea of a hottie harem includes Michelle Bachmann, Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin, you can order the calendar here. (Students, however, can pick it up for free.)


From the Web:
SI Swimsuits: Danica Patrick Edition
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Beware of turkeys in the 'burbs. (Burbia)