Carrie Prejean, the 22-year-old pro-opposite-marriage beauty pageant queen, will move on from her very public dismissal by the Miss America corporation to serve as Miss October. The calendar also includes comely pundits Kate Obenshain, Michelle Malkin and SE Cupp, alongside more "mature beauties" like Clare Booth Luce. (Who, if this picture is any indication, was quite a looker despite being born in 1903.)
While the crisp white shirt thing is very on theme, in the future may we suggest some star-spangled bikinis?

Although the photo sessions have not been released in advance of the calendar's October 2 release date, we can imagine what Prejean's portion might look like. For example, just visualize combining one of her "leaked" pics ...
...with this Photoshop of Sarah Palin in an American flag bikini. This should help you visualize. If your idea of a hottie harem includes Michelle Bachmann, Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin, you can order the calendar here. (Students, however, can pick it up for free.)
From the Web:
SI Swimsuits: Danica Patrick Edition. (Sports Illustrated)
Beware of turkeys in the 'burbs. (Burbia)


























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Wednesday 30 September
By Heavytoka
So NOT Hot
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Wednesday 30 September
By ProPalin
Hey, scrote, you forgot BO DEREK, Dyan Cannon, Megan McCain and a lot of other beautiful smart ladies.
Right, right...give us the liberals! nazi pelosi, ginsberg, sotomayor, theresa kerry...urrrrp. Go for Double-ugly...how about those cows on The View, whoopi goldberg and walters and that fat loud whats-her-name. The only one bearable is Elizabeth.
And that is NOT Gov Palin's body.
So, Asylum is just another Lying Lunatic Liberal site. How disappointing.
Kiss my Astroturf, you liberal losers!
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Sunday 04 October
By sonya
it said that picture was photoshopped.
Sunday 04 October
By sonya
Oh, and she's not the gov. anymore. She quit, remember?
Friday 02 October
By northerner
I agree with ProPalin. These ladies beat the hell out of the View Crew any day. And agreed, Elizabeth is the only tolerable one of the four. The calendar ladies are a very lovely bunch of gals.
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