If you've watched any of the football games broadcast from Jerry Jones' new Cowboy Play Palace, you know Jerry Jones picks his nose and that the monolithic scoreboard overhanging the field threatens bypassing punts. But you probably didn't know what one couple found out on Sunday, which is that the Hall of Fame Box-level bathroom stalls are roomy enough for copulation.

On Sunday, the Cowboys' quest to have America's Team play in America's Living Room may have made a pair of fans a little too comfortable. During the fourth quarter a duo of Michael Irvin-jersey-clad supporters got carried away and started making the beast with two backs in one of the roomy Hall of Fame Box-level bathroom stalls. (Check out the NSFW video here.)

But what do you expect, when Jones' $1.2-billion stadium seems designed to avoid inconveniencing fans with any bothersome "football." In fact, it seems like record numbers of Texans are driving to the stadium, parking, paying exorbitant prices for food ... and then watching the game on TV. Can you blame them for forgetting they're not actually in their Barcaloungers in front of their flat screens?

And at a record-smashing median price tag of $159.65 per ticket, we can't help but feel they deserve to make themselves at home.