Last night, David Letterman, in one of the biggest train-wreck moments in TV history, confessed on his show to having had multiple affairs with show staffers. His revelation was spurred by a foiled blackmail plot by another CBS employee.

Dave rolled out the story slowly in a 10-minute segment, before a bemused and uncomfortable audience.

As a public service, we present video of Dave's confession, and our "Top 10 Consequences of the David Letterman Sex Scandal."


Top 10 Consequences of the David Letterman Sex Scandal

10. Letterman soon to receive personalized loofah in the mail from Bill O'Reilly.

9. "Thank you" card from Roman Polanski for taking some of the heat off of him.

8. Sarah Palin will call him a pervert ... again.

7. New "Late Show" segment: "Stupid D**k Tricks"

6. Paul Shaffer reveals he has not had sex with staffers ... or anyone else.

5. Two scary words: "sex tape."

4. Massive medical costs for treatment of ocular burns on people who have watched said sex tape.

3. Biff Henderson won't stop taking showers.

2. "Worldwide Pants" changes its name to "Worldwide Pants Party."

1. Record number of lame Top 10 Lists on blogs.