Given the local climate, it makes sense that University of Florida students would be prepped on what to do in case of a hurricane. But a recent disaster-recovery exercise posted on the college's Web site has turned heads by also informing students how to respond to "flesh-eating, apparently life-impaired individuals." In other words, zombies. According to the site, the recommended course of action against the undead is "baseball bats and explosives," and it warns students that zombies can be identified by their "strange moaning."
However, before you start worrying about an overzealous student attempting to brain amorous couples at the next frat party, we are sad to report the link was just taken down, and that university officials dismissed it as a "joke that didn't really belong."
To which we say: Shame on you, University of Florida. It's going to be even less funny when your entire class of 2013 ends up having their flesh devoured because you didn't properly prepare them for the walking dead.


























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Sunday 04 October
By uberblue
What a waste of make up unless you were seriously having fun.
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Monday 05 October
By TL
Could a Zombie swim or would the blood attract Sharks and gators
that was the question we ask way back in 1969 when we first wrote the rules to surviving a zombie attack.. Come on board members some of you were probably in that class lol
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Sunday 04 October
By Jill
Well, I don't have to worry, I am one of the lucky ones. My son is now a full fledged Marine and my husband is retired Army. So they have the training and there is nothing they don't know about killing zombies. I will be one of the few to make it out of a zombie attack alive. I just feel bad for all the people that don't have the know how or someone close to them that understands the ways of zombies. I will miss them when they are gone. So sad........=[
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Sunday 04 October
By gator8669
This story is wrong. The Zombies are not a threat in Gainesville. They are however already being seen in Tallahassee at FSU in the form of a football team.
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Sunday 04 October
By Mike
Whoa there Nellie... hold on just a minute now. One of the State of Floridas best kept secrets is that they hold one of the largest populations of Zombies in the world.(mostly for medical research and testing)...If you don't believe me just witness a couple of buss loads being dropped off at Publix from Century Village and you will see what I mean.
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Sunday 04 October
By EDO
THAT MY FRIEND IS WHY i WEAR GARLIC AROUND MY NECK NEVER EAT MEAT WITHOUT A LITTLE GARLIC
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