If crazy people never got laid, the world would be a sad place. There would be no dumpster sex. There would be no dangerous homemade sex toys. There would be no Weston Cage! We posted about our favorite sexy lunatics on film, and you guys responded with your own tantalizing nutbars. For this, we award you today's Noble Prize.

Heavytoka said, "Don't forget Malin Akerman in 'The Heartbreak Kid' and Famke Janssen in 'Goldeneye.' Another good one is Rebecca De Mornay in 'The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.'"

Neal Lynch said, "Stacy from 'Wayne's World' and Kate Winslet's character Clementine from 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.'"

Cuautehmoc said, Salma Hayek in "From Dusk Till Dawn"

bw said, "i'd do Nell."

Thanks, guys! We're glad to know that we're not the only ones who troll for chicks at outpatient facilities and New Age bookstores.