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Conan O'Brien, George Clooney, and Andy Roddick are among the nominees for the top 49 influential men of 2009. Rank them now, and please suggest Tyler Perry as a write-in nominee. (Ask Men)

David Letterman apologized again on "The Late Show," this time to his wife and Sarah Palin. (The Blemish)

Seth Green freaked out at a security guard after being robbed in this probably (definitely) fake video. (Unreality Mag)

Pete Wentz announced the death of the emo haircut by getting his head shaved on stage. (Daily Fill)

The Backstreet Boys canceled their tour because one of the members has swine flu. (TMZ)

Nicole Richie
was injured in a car accident with a paparazzi. (Radar Online)

This "Dark Knight" motorcycle suit is pretty awesome, but will probably get you beaten up. (UGO)

The latest trailer for Martin Scorsese's "Shutter Island" is creepy and filled with thick Baw-ston accents. (FilmDrunk)

Here's Mario's inner monologue from Level One of "Super Mario Bros." (Holy Taco)