A naked man was arrested over the weekend for wandering out onto a highway, pounding on cars and spitting on a state trooper. Even more surprisingly, it wasn't Wesley Snipes.

Dustin Robbins, 27, was driving on U.S. 34 outside Greeley, Colo., on Friday when, according to witnesses, he started swerving into the path of oncoming vehicles and pulling back into his lane just in time. He then stopped his car and got out, removing his pants and standing naked in the middle of the road while swearing at cars and hitting them as they passed.

Two elderly women reported that Robbins then jumped on their car, pounding the hood and windows with his fists and feet before running away. Cops arrived in time to subdue the man, who spit on the arresting officer before being carted off to jail.

Robbins was charged with two counts of harassment and reckless driving, five counts of indecent exposure, assault on a police officer and driving while under the influence of marijuana, which the man claimed was medicinal.

Apparently, he didn't take the right dosage to treat his propensity for going on naked benders.