According to future Playgirl centerfold and Palin daughter impregnator Levi Johnston, the reason his celebrity baby-grandmama suddenly quit the governorship of Alaska was so she could achieve the American dream of making a boatload of money.

And so far she's done a pretty good job: A book advance garnered her a rumored mid-seven figures, and a group of investment managers in Hong Kong paid her a good chunk of change to talk to them, even though she has never even pretended to be able to see a bank from her home.

But does Palin's surprisingly valuable personal brand also extend to gaming consoles? A seller on eBay seems to thinks so, and is auctioning off an Xbox 360 signed by Sarah Palin for a price starting at a whopping $1.4 million.

Which is a completely ridiculous sum, especially considering it doesn't even come with any games.