Oct 8th 2009 By Tommy Christopher

Top 10 Benefits to Rush Limbaugh Buying the Rams

Conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh has confirmed longstanding rumors that he is interested in purchasing an interest in the St. Louis Rams. According to his statement, he and partner Dave Checketts "are part of a bid to buy the Rams and we are continuing the process. But I can say no more because of a confidentiality clause in our agreement with Goldman Sachs. We cannot and will not talk about our partners. But if we prevail we will be the operators of the team."

Although Limbaugh's last foray into NFL football didn't work out so well, we think everyone deserves a second chance. If the league is listening, we would like to offer our support for Limbaugh's bid, and here are 10 reasons why.

Top 10 Benefits to Rush Limbaugh Buying the Rams

10. Three words: Coach Dennis Miller.

9. No team-provided health insurance means more money for free agents.

8. The Rams can finally score that match-made-in-heaven Viagra sponsorship.

7. When the Rams play the Packers, we can finally settle the beef between Cheeseheads and Dittoheads.

6. Will be able to do double-duty as "Team Pharmacist."

5. Rams get to employ "Operation: Chaos" offense.

4. The 0-4 Rams will make it easy for Limbaugh to root for their failure.

3. Michael Vick will now be only the second-most-hated man in the NFL.

2. Attendance by married cousins skyrockets.

1. Finally, a white quarterback will get a decent shot.

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Thursday 08 October

By Heavytoka

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Rush Limbaugh Should die, plain and simple.

Friday 09 October

By dblsmoo

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This writer has the typical liberal, sour grapes mentality.
10. Dennis Miller is a comedian, not a coach. Does this imply that liberals should have Whoopi Goldberg coaching their teams just because she appears on liberal programs? Or anyone that appears on liberal programs should be put in that position?
9. Conservatives don't believe in the TAXPAYERS taking care of those who are fully capable of taking care of themselves. Who feel "entitled" to live off of others, because they were lazy and/or made bad choices when others were working hard and making sacrifices. They believe employers should have the right to offer, or not offer health care, and the employee has the RIGHT, or the FREEDOM OF CHOICE to choose to work there or elsewhere. No one is forcing them to work there. If they are considered more valuable, and thus worthy of the added expenses somewhere else, then that is where they should go. Good employees who earn the employers extra, are worth paying extra. Those who are not worth paying extra, join unions, so they can force employers to pay them more than they are worth and more than they can sell their products for. Remember those words you pro-aborts love so much, CHOICE? But as with all of your word games, they only apply where YOU want them to apply. You liberals use the legal system to make it against the law to believe any way other than the way liberals believe. Apparently the only freedom you believe in is the freedom to take the fruits of other people's hard labor and consume it yourselves, or use it to buy votes for Democrat candidates. It's a tradition as old as the party. Using other people's money for yourselves. Just as Obama is now handing out the taxpayer's money to those who got him elected and will vote again, or cheat again (as is the case with ACORN) to get him re-elected.
4. Rush, like so many Americans, doesn't want Obama to destroy America forever. He has surrounded himself his entire life with America haters, terrorists, Communists, the corrupt voter fraud group ACORN (although their fraud and corruption is by no means just limited to voter fraud),etc. He has filled his administration with the greatest assortment of tax cheats, con men, perverts, and admitted Marxist/Socialist comrades that have ever been allowed to enter those hallowed grounds. It breaks our hearts; and every step of the way you and the rest of the media have tricked the American people into thinking he is someone totally different than he is, someone to admire; the anointed one. You have hidden every lie, and covered every bit of deceit. I cannot for the life of me understand how you have been so gullible. You have seen what happens to countries when tyrants take over, especially the press. Truth and a free press are the first things to go. Don't you feel like a whore prostituting yourself for this future dictator, who is just someone else's puppet? His best friends tend to be America's enemies, and his education at the feet of Saul Alinsky (and countless other commies like him) and his Chicago way of doing business is taking America down a path that will destroy her forever, for us and our great-great grandchildren to come. Taking money from those who have worked to earn it and giving it to those who haven't done the same work and made the same sacrifices destroys incentive to excel (for the workers), and to work(for the non-workers). We should all be rooting for Obama to fail in his plan to destroy America forever and thumb his nose at God. Anyone who loves America would want this lying, evil, deceitful man to fail at what he has in mind for us. If everyone only knew the awful truth of what he is doing. And you have the audacity to try to vilify Rush?
3. If Rush is so hated, how come he has the largest audience in all of talk radio, and by a wide margin? He has been proven to have his facts and figures correct something like 98 or 99 percent of the time, more than any of the others.
2. As far as your juvenile married cousins remark, it is you, the Democrats, not us who are always the bottom dwellers, always seeking to legalize and desensitize even the youngest and most innocent members of society to every perversion that you possibly can. Nothing is too low and perverse for Democrats. Let's make sure that the kids have access to porn, and kindergarteners to homosexual promiscuity. You want to make sure that every one of them knows about every sexual act before they reach the age of 6. You want them to be accessible to adults at younger and younger ages to promote your perversions and liberal bile. Republicans are always trying to reach UP in values, while you Democrats are always reaching down, seeking the swill at the deepest, darkest, lowest depths for society and our innocent children to crawl into; heaven forbid that you would save them from your stench. It is a rarity for you to find a Republican involved in filth and corruption, while it seems to be accepted and cherished within your party. Your Presidents and highest politicians are lying, cheating, thieving, and perverse, in every way possible; and you love them for it. They keep getting re-elected. Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, the Clintons, Obama, Ted Chappaquiddick Kennedy and this foul-mouthed, womanizing, boot-legging family, Jefferson,the list could go on and on. When ours are found out they are thrown out of office, BY US!!. When yours are discovered, they become your heroes, and you all gather round to protect them.
Rush has been proven to have the audience with the highest intellect of all the talk shows.
So essentially all of your smarty-pants remarks and implications are, like the rest of your friends who write and speak for the mainstream liberal media and cover for the far left wackos in the White House and this administration, you have once again been caught making up things to try to discredit and destroy those who are telling the American people the truth that they never have and never will hear from you guys. You communicate not by debating the issues, but by, just like this article, character assassination. You have no real issues or values to stand on. In fact, I rarely even comment on any of these because of the hatred and venom spewed by the liberal writers. It makes me so mad though to see some low life cretin who makes a living by destroying people and those who support them, when the writer supports values that the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed for.

This writer has the typical liberal, sour grapes mentality.
10. Dennis Miller is a comedien, not a coach. Does this imply that liberals should have Whoopi Goldberg coaching their teams just because she appears on liberal programs? Or anyone that appears on liberal programs should be put in that position?
9. Conservatives don't believe in the TAXPAYERS taking care of those who are fully capable of taking care of themselves, but feel "entitled" to live off of others, because they were lazy and/or made bad choices when the others were working hard and making sacrifices. They believe employers should have the right to offer, or not offer health care, and the employee has the RIGHT, or the FREEDOM OF CHOICE to choose to work there or elsewhere. No one is forcing them to work there. If they are considered more valuable, and thus worthy of the added expenses somewhere else, then that is where they should go. Good employees who earn the employers extra, are worth paying extra. Those who are not worth paying extra, join unions, so they can force employers to pay them more than they are worth and than they can sell their products for. Remember those words you pro-aborts love so much, CHOICE? But as with all of your word games. They only apply where YOU want them to. You liberals use the legal system to make it against the law to believe any way other than the way liberals believe. Apparently the only freedom you believe in is the freedom to take the fruits of other people's hard labor and consume it yourselves, or use it to buy votes for Democrat candidates. It's a tradition as old as the party. Using other people's money for yourselves. Just a Obama is now handing out the taxpayer's money to those who got him elected and will vote again, or cheat again (as is the case with ACORN) to get him re-elected.
4. Rush, like so many Americans, doesn't want Obama to destroy America forever. He has surrounded himself his entire life with America haters, terrorists, Communists, the corrupt voter fraud group ACORN (although their fraud and corruption is by no means just limited to voter fraud),etc. He has filled his administration with the greatest assortment of tax cheats, con men, perverts, and admitted Marxist/Socialist comrades that have ever been allowed to enter those hallowed grounds. It breaks our hearts; and every step of the way you and the rest of the media have tricked the American people into thinking he is someone totally different than he is, someone to admire; the annointed one. You have hidden every lie, and covered every bit of deceit. I cannot for the life of me understand how you have been so gullible. You have seen what happens to countries when tyrants take over, especially the press. Truth and a free press are the first things to go. Don't you feel like a whore prostituting yourself for this future dictator, who is just someone else's puppet? His best friends tend to be America's enemies, and his education at the feet of Saul Alinsky (and countless other commies like him) and his Chicago way of doing business is taking America down a path that will destroy her forever, for us and our great-great grandchildren to come. Taking money from those who have worked to earn it and giving it to those who haven't done the same work and made the same sacrifices destroys incentive to excel (for the workers), and work(for the non-workers). We should all be rooting for Obama to fail in his plan to destroy America forever and thumb his nose at God. Anyone who loves America would want this lying, evil, deceitful man to fail at what he has in mind for us. If everyone only knew the awful truth of what he is doing. And you have the audacity to try to villify Rush?
3. If Rush is so hated, how come he has the largest audience in all of talk radio, and by a wide margin? He has been proven to have his facts and figures correct something like 98 or 99 percent of the time, more than any of the others.
2. As far as your juvinile married cousins remark, it is you, the Democrats, not us who are always the bottom dwellers, always seeking to legalize and desensitize even the youngest and most innocent members of society to every perversion that you possibley can. Nothing is too low and perverse for Democrats. Let's make sure that the kids have access to porn, and kindergardeners to homosexual promiscuity. You want to make sure that every one of them knows about every sexual act before they reach the age of 6. You want them to be accessible to adults at younger and younger ages to promote your perversions and liberal bile. Republicans are always trying to reach UP in values, while you Democrats are always reaching down, seeking the swill at the deepest, darkest, lowest depths for society and our innocent children to crawl into; heaven forbid that you would save them from your stench. It is a rarity for you to find a Republican involved in filth and corruption, while it seems to be accepted and cherished within your party. Your Presidents and highest polititians are lying, cheating, thieving, and perverse, in every way possible; and you love them for it. They keep getting re-elected. Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, the Clintons, Obama, Ted Chappaquiddick Kennedy and this foul-mouthed, womanizing, boot-legging family, Jefferson,...the list could go on and on. When ours are found out they are thrown out of office, BY US!!.
Rush has been proven to have the audience with the highest intellect of all the talk shows.
So essentially all of your smarty-pants remarks and implications are, like the rest of your friends who write and speak for the mainstream liberal media and cover for the far left wackos in the White House and this administration, you have once again been caught making up things to try to discredit and destroy those who are telling the American people the truth that they never have and never will hear from you guys. You communicate not by debating the issues, but by, just like this article, character assassination. You have no real issues or values to stand on. In fact, I rarely even comment on any of these because of the hatred and venom spewed by the liberal writers. It makes me so mad though to see some low life cretin who makes a living by destroying people and those who support them, when the writer supports values that the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed for.

Monday 12 October

By trevoriraphael

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Whew!! You got a lot of time on your hands huh? How long did it take you to regurgitate this crap? Got to be a hard working unemployed Conservative. By the way, did you forget some of your rebuttals, or maybe you cannot count backwards from 10 --> 01? You know what: Responding to you is like some one said: “is like talking to a dining room table” As a result, I will just say: ""YOU LIE”” DITTOHEAD!!!!! Get an original taught; will you? But then again: I seriously doubt that you could.

Monday 12 October

By ed

Neutral

Finally, Rush's dream will come true...now he can see all those RAMS in the lockerroom showers!
Now you will see his cigar get a real chewing.
Wouldn't you have hated to be the 13 yr old boy who had to suffer Rush, on Viagra, in the Domenican Republic?