Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Marge Simpson
will appear in a three-page Playboy pictorial to celebrate the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons."' Like most things "Simpsons"-related these days, people will complain it would have been a lot more titillating 10 years ago. (Popeater)

Nic Cage
owes the IRS more than $6 million in back taxes. (TMZ)

Los Angeles gets destroyed again in the second trailer for "2012." (Screen Junkies)

Kim Kardashian got wet in a bikini for South African FHM. Geez, how many FHMs does the world need? (The Blemish)

David Letterman's extorter was reportedly motivated by jealousy, not money. (Actress Archives)

Kristen Bell will play Christina Aguilera's rival in the stripper movie "Burlesque." (The Hollywood Reporter)

George Clooney is pampering his latest girlfriend with gifts, will likely dump her soon. (Daily Fill)

Jayde Nicole watched the video of Joe Francis attacking her. (Radar Online)