Marvelous Manboobs is a new Web site dedicated to the underrated glory of sagging he-teats. The authors post photos of both celebrity and anonymous manboob-havers and celebrate their subjects' bosomy chests in a tribute that could only happen on the Internet.

In one entry, headed "Tragedy!", the author mourns a set of Before and After photos of Simon Cowell's "wonderful" manboobs, which vanished between 2006 and 2007 when he started exercising seriously.

While we know Marvelous Manboobs exists primarily for laughs, there's something that resonates about celebrating men as we are -- fat, deteriorating walruses who don't want you ogling our he-cleave while we eat our enormous freakin' sandwiches.