The Nobel Committee shocked the world today by awarding its Peace Prize to U.S. President Barack Obama after only nine months in office. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, upon hearing the news, even emailed a stunned one-word response: "Wow." For many conservatives, however, surprise turned quickly into derision. MSNBC's Joe Scarborough exemplified this by laughing and comparing the president to Marisa Tomei. A senior White house official reportedly emailed the show to tell Scarborough to "stop being an a**hole." Scarborough declined the offer.
Almost immediately, conservatives began calling on Obama to turn the award down. RNC Chairman Michael Steele joined the dogpile, asking what Obama has done, and the Democratic National Committee classily compared Republicans to terrorists, who also believe the president didn't deserve the award.
Then, the president spoke about the honor this morning and made them all look stupid. Keep reading for video of the President's remarks and our predictions on what this means for the future of politics.
Obama seemed to put it all in perspective with this neat summation:
"I am both surprised and deeply humbled by the decision of the Nobel Committee. Let me be clear: I do not view it as a recognition of my own accomplishments, but rather as an affirmation of American leadership on behalf of aspirations held by people in all nations. "
He went on to say he would accept the award, and share it with those he felt were deserving, including U.S. troops.
Will the president's humble, unifying words quell conservative apoplexy? What else will unfold? Here's what we expect to see:
-- President Obama will call himself from the White House to congratulate himself.
-- Lou Dobbs will demand the prize be rescinded until Obama produces his "real" birth certificate.
-- Once his purchase is approved, Rush Limbaugh will demand that the NFL award the Rams a Super Bowl trophy.
-- Inhabitants of the moon will file a grievance with the Nobel Committee that simply says "WTF?!?"
-- Al Gore will be a little bit chilly to Obama at fundraisers.
-- The Nobel Prize committee will win a Nobel Prize for getting millions of conservatives to finally Google the word peace.
-- David Letterman will host Nobel Prize Awards Show. "Obama, Oprah. Oprah, Obama."
-- First line of Obama's acceptance speech will be "Is Jack Lemmon here?"
-- Kanye West and Congressman Joe Wilson will double-team Obama's acceptance speech.
-- Asylum staff will begin preparing submissions to the Pulitzer committee.
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Friday 09 October
By Heavytoka
More than conservatives are upset about this.
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Friday 09 October
By Heavytoka
Though I do think Asylum should win one for bettering Mankind!
Friday 09 October
By Jeremy Taylor
Actually, I would imagine Beck and the like find this bizarre development fairly thrilling.
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Friday 09 October
By Dustin
I know it doesn't actually matter when attempting to joke about it.... but what did he do, exactly?
It is pretty stupid, although the "Noble Peace Prize" is pretty worthless anyway so who really cares.
I wonder if the 1.4 million in prize money will be taxed "fairly"
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Saturday 10 October
By Scott
I will probabally vote for Obama again but even I am discusted that he wants to share the PEACE PRIZE with the troops who are famous for killing more civilians than combatants. We were only in Iraq for oil and the troops were not there for peace but for profit, how can they get a peace prize?
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Monday 12 October
By Scott
So tell me how I profitted from 3 deployments to Afghanistan and 1 to Iraq dick with ears! Oil sure is getting cheaper too aint retard. And yes civilians do die in war. Please take a trip overseas and join them!!!
Tuesday 13 October
By Appalled
you totaly discust me what you have said is not true and you need to grasp a litte more prespective on life
Tuesday 13 October
By appaled
Scott i agree (the scott that comentted on scotts comment) with you my cusin is over there for i think his 4th tour of duty risking his life to protect all of us just as you did and i am so mad over this guys comment you have no clue our troops are risking there lives every single day just to keep us safe and you critisize them i cnat continue because if i do im sure i would get into alot of trouble
Sunday 18 October
By native indian
Scott is a loser, our troops are our hero's. if it wasnt for them always fighting for 0ur freedome, you loser would not be able to spew the crap you do online. How about getting out of our country you loser. This is a special thanks to all our troops and their families for risking your life and have loss lives for losers like Scott.
Monday 19 October
By jeannette
However, Obama is a bad choice for this country. However, he talks about giving your money to someone else. However, he doesn't even share with his little brother who lives on 50 cents a month in Kenya.
He is a fraud.
Saturday 10 October
By JJ
So we had a two term president who spent his entire tenure ass-raping our 'enemies' with both fists and that strategy seemed to fail. Now we have a president with the audacity to have conversations with non-allied nuclear-based ultra-hyphonated political leaders in an attempt to universally disarm the globe. Of course he gets the peace prize for this, better him than the other nominees, whom I know the rest of you negatively commenting have reviewed. dicks. all of you.
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Tuesday 13 October
By appalled
i agree
Monday 12 October
By Scott
Amen Brother!!!
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Monday 12 October
By IPDaly
Obama did not put us in this situation,it was that moron Bush.There are flites out of this country at any hour of the day, why don't you whiners get on one.
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Tuesday 13 October
By appaled
yet again i agree with you (and so everyone knows) i am appalled at what most of these A holes are saying about president obama and out troops
Sunday 18 October
By frankxfurillo
This is Obama's war You shit for brains monkey lover - It did not fall apart until this year. Iraq Victory, Afghanistan Defeat - another Vietnam courtesy of the democrats and appalled - STFU - you are like a wife that is abused by her husband who just keeps going back and refuses to press charges: you voted for the Baboon in the White House and he will kill these soldiers in Afghanistan by his prevarication. The resurgence of the Taliban can be attributed in the areas where are Nato Allies were - the British, Dutch, Canadians, French, and Germans - they just sit in their compounds. And then there is that brilliant policy of mirandizing the Taliban, turning them over to the Afghan government, who then cuts them loose. All courtesy of Monkey boy.
Sunday 18 October
By Dan Goor
"Affirmation of..." what "Amersican leadership?"
The Mid East peace talks, the European missile defense, Ahmadinejad missile demonstrations and his new nuclear enrichment facility, North Korea's nukes and missiles, losing in Afghanistan, and the list goes on...
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Sunday 18 October
By dazednconfused
Obama was nominated when he was only 10 days in office. Truly, this cheapens the meaning of other recipiants like Mother Teresa and people who actually DID something. What did Obama actually do? Seems to be that giving hope is not worthy of this award. So sad. Another award that means NOTHING now.
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Monday 19 October
By Nancy
Pretty funny, Asylum--Thanks for the laugh on an otherwise chilly and dismal day :-)
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Tuesday 20 October
By Mary Parkhurst
Assinine, mentally bankrupt and downright nit witted action with absolutely no justification! It has just ruined the value of the Award totally. It falls in the same category of having a baboon win a beauty pageant! Are you people totally insane???
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