What is this world coming to when a man can't fondle himself in the privacy of his own bulk discount store? High school geometry teacher and basketball coach Kyle Dennis was arrested Monday for masturbating at a Costco retail outlet in his hometown of Boise, Idaho.According to the police report, Dennis "knowingly engaged in obscene conduct ... by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection." Further, he had previously been cited for doing the same thing at a Wal-Mart and a different Costco in June.
Dennis, who has taught math at Capital High School since 1996, is on a paid leave from the school. He could be fined up to $1,000 or spend six months in jail for the Costco incident.
This seems harsh. After all, who among us can deny the powerful eroticism of a stack of 72-ounce cans of Del Monte fruit cocktail?
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Thursday 15 October
By Vhynot
So he displays sexual misconduct in public places TWICE and he isn't automatically dismissed as a teacher with his license revoked?
Do they have a 3 strike rule for pedophile teachers in Idaho as well?
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Monday 02 November
By El Magnifico
Not that I'm condonin the shit, but, just because a guy likes to mangle the bald midget in the canned goods aisle doesn't make him a pedophile. Deviant bastard, yes. Pedophile means he gets his jollies fuckin around with young children. If you're gonna label someone, get the goddamned label correct first, ya moron!
Thursday 15 October
By Takahashi
Got to love Costco.
In all seriousness though, teachers have a higher standard of conduct that we have to abide by. It's terrible that people often forget about this. What I am saying is that once you enter the field you are expected to properly represent the school in a positive light. This does not mean that all personal freedoms are taken away, no, of course not. A teacher my still venture out and get smashed at the local bar, however if he is found to be wearing a school shirt for example, he could get fired depending on the district. Being a teacher, he should know better, sometimes I wonder how people manage to get there license.
I tried briefly looking up the answer to your question Vhynot, but I cannot find anything on it from the Dpt. of Edu. Idaho.
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Tuesday 20 October
By charlie habic
not only was this perverse, the guy looks like weirdo.
people are weird
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Tuesday 20 October
By rocknbob
Boise will be Boise
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Wednesday 21 October
By tiffany mikulewich
he shouldnt be able to teach anymore but it is really funny! :D
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