Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

The NFL poked fun at Jessica Simpson's weight in a hack-y animated ad that was probably written over a year ago. Can't wait for the David Letterman jabs come Super Bowl time! (Popeater)

The first trailer for Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables" features today's top action stars in what looks like the best movie of 1988. (Unreality Mag)

Avril Lavigne filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley. She plans to stay divorced until he starts spelling his name like a grown-up. (TMZ)

Jon Favreau will not be directing the "Avengers" movie. (io9)

PETA called Paris Hilton a "wretched example" for adopting a pet pig. (Actress Archives)

Michael Jackson's kids are getting a reality show. (Daily Fill)

Check out 2009's greatest football moments rendered in classic "Tecmo Bowl"-style. (With Leather)

Pay your respects to the late Capt. Lou Albano by watching his classic Mario Bros. "Go to hell before you die" anti-drug PSA. (Holy Taco)

Susan Sarandon's daughter Eva Amurri stars in "I Love You, New York" and oddly resembles her sexy mom. (Screen Junkies)