30. Adriana Lima
The supermodel eloped with journeyman point guard Marco Jaric this February in Jackson Hole, Wyo. It must have been quite a night for the newlyweds, as Lima, a practicing Catholic, has vehemently denied having had pre-marital sex.

29. Kendra Wilkinson
The former girl next door became a tangential part of the Michael Vick saga when the Philadelphia Eagles cut her hubby, wide receiver Hank Baskett, to make room on their roster for the notorious fighter of dogs.

28. Jessica Alba
Earlier this year, Alba had a very public feud with bloviating cable king Bill O'Reilly. While we'd like to add "and she lived to tell about it," when was the last time you saw Jessica Alba?

27. Shawn Johnson
The gymnast basked in the glory of her multi-medal haul in Beijing by winning "Dancing With the Stars" this spring. The 17-year-old also tasted the not-so-thrill-of-victory side of fame when she had to deal with a really scary and well-armed stalker.

26. Jennifer Lopez
Good old Jenny from the block has become such staple of celebrity that people check her out even during a year in which the only thing she's "dropped" is the occasional divorce rumor.

25. Lindsay Lohan
Color us surprised. We really thought the whole Lohan-as-lesbian thing was just a stunt from an attention whore running out of bullets in her publicity gun. But Lindsay is proving us wrong, one violent hotel dust-up with her girlfriend at a time.

24. Katie Holmes
In an alternative universe somewhere, Katie Holmes is an award-winning actress and Tom Cruise is yelling at people from a street corner.

23. Michelle Obama
To the victor goes the spoils. If millions of people picking apart the physical attributes and fashion sense of your wife counts as a spoil.

22. Madonna
If you want to know what 22-year-old male model Jesus Luz sees in Madge, ex-Madonna-hubby Guy Ritchie reportedly received a 60 million-dollar settlement after his divorce from the rapidly deteriorating pop legend.

21. Rachael Ray
The cooking-show cutie's recipe for success is two parts 30 Minute Meals, one part FHM photo shoot.