70. Kate Hudson
OK, she hasn't made a watchable movie in years. But by adding Alex Rodriguez to a man collection that already included Chris Robinson and Owen Wilson, Kate has made herself eligible for the Mia Farrow Memorial Award for diversity in celebrity dating.

69. Ashley Tisdale
According to Wikipedia, "she is an American actress, singer and television producer. Tisdale's first major acting role was as Maddie Fitzpatrick in Disney's 'The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.' She went on to star in the High School Musical film series."

68. Kate Winslet
This year had Winslet reunite with Jack Dawson, and swear off the very nude scenes that have made the Oscar-winning actress so popular. Believe it when you don't see it.

67. Leighton Meester
Try as we might, we were never able to determine of the authenticity of the Leighton Meester sex tape. But either way, Leighton is the hotness, and Blake Lively can suck an egg.

66. Victoria Beckham
If every wax statue looked as great as Victoria Beckham, Madame Tussaud's would rule the world.

65. Stephanie Seymour
Recently, Seymour filled for divorce from her wealthy CEO husband of 14 years. Last time Seymour had a high-profile breakup it involved public accusations of physical abuse by both parties. Of course, it also involved Axl Rose.

64. Tila Tequila
Tila, who bares a passing resemblance to the popular Hollywood representation of a space alien, remains famous, while Myspace the platform that launched her, fades deeper and deeper into the vast cyber-graveyard.

63. Reese Witherspoon
She's 63 on this list but, perhaps more importantly, Reese's youthful indiscretions in 1998's "Twilight" made 38 in the top 100 nude scenes of all-time.

62. Tori Spelling
Donna has graduated to a life of husband stealing, inheritance drama and reality television.

61. Eva Longoria
When she isn't making Heineken demands on innocent bystanders, Eva spends her time ruing the inevitable day when almost-name-twin Evan Longoria outshines her star.