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We recently reported on a British study that quoted the average number of a woman's sex partners as 6.3. We only use fractions when we're buying drugs, so we didn't really understand the whole ".3" business, but luckily reader ChronicColonic was helpful enough to explain to us how one can have a third of a sex partner, and for this, he takes today's Noble Prize.

"You know, I am the .3 that the women talk about. The sex is so bad that a 1/3 the way through they get up and leave."

We guess that makes more sense than our "Every Woman in England Has Has Sex With Peter Dinklage" theory.