We recently listed the best and worst professions to date, a topic which brought out some interesting reactions from the Asylum faithful. Turns out you guys prefer to get frisky with authority types who lean more to the bookish side, as opposed to those who actually want to frisk you.

HeavyToka offered, "I would add teachers to the 'best' list because they are smart and normally very freaky. And I would add police officers to the 'worst' list -- because there is nothing worse than being handcuffed and then having them run out on a call, leaving you stuck to the bed."

Pete Schult gave us newfound appreciation for the Dewey Decimal System when he said, "I married a librarian. Best thing I ever did."

And, lastly, Kim Neal echoed Toka (and N.W.A's) sentiments, saying, "Policemen are generally CONTROL FREAKS!!! Prove me wrong."

But, hey, you'll always have tickets to the Policeman's Ball.