Working Cuff Link Lighters Make Your Outfit Hot

Lighting a woman's cigarette is a money move. It's an ice breaker and a conversation starter. But imagine the way her eyes would light up when you lit her Virginia Slims using your lighter/cuff links. Especially if you slip and light her eyebrows on fire.

Apparently these are vintage pieces that were "once dispensed in gumball machines approximately 50 years ago." The same machines that spit out "gold" necklaces and Homies? Not in my neighborhood.

These little fire-starters do come with warnings like "take the cuff link off before lighting," "don't overfill," and "stop trying to light that woman's cigarette because she is married." (If you do get that last warning, better hope you're packing a switchblade comb.)