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Recently, scientists discovered a type of pheromone therapy that can make a male completely sexually irresistible to all females. Only there are a couple catches: First, we're talking male fruit flies, and, second, these genetically-altered Casanova bugs also became irresistible to otherwise heterosexual male fruit flies.

Nevertheless, it seems like there could be money in this pheromone therapy game. So if some rogue scientist approached you and asked if you'd like to test the human version of this procedure (assuming he could assure you there wouldn't be catastrophic side effects, like an exploding dorsal fin) would you give it a shot? While it would mean sex with anyone, anytime you want, there could also be some less desirable consequences.


I'd go for it.

You could toy with every woman who's ever turned you down (that's why you clicked yes, right?) to such an extent that they'd even make the contestants on "Rock of Love" seem dignified.

You wouldn't always have to pay for things, never have to wait in line, cabs would pick you up immediately, bartenders would serve you first, no speeding tickets, and everybody would stop to help you change your flat tire ... the list goes on and on.

Any wife or girlfriend would quickly become much too jealous to let you leave the house -- let alone work in an office all day. So you'd bide your time drinking, playing video games, sleeping and being serviced sexually. You'd basically become the human equivalent of a lion.

Maybe it wouldn't be such a good idea.

Remember: Everybody is going to find you irresistible. Meaning there is going to be a massive clamoring for your attention everywhere you go. Unfortunately, when it gets down to it, big burly fellas are the best clamorers. So that's just going to be all-the-time awkward.

It seems likely that dogs would also be picking up on any sexual scent this strong. Typically, something as benign as a wind current can make a canine want to hump a leg, so this is going to be nothing but uncomfortable.

Lastly, you'll never know what people really think about you. :(