Congratulations to reader Dyan, winner of today's Noble Prize and the weekly giveaway of the official Asylum T-shirt, courtesy of Busted Tees. The new tee features Betty White, friend of animals, fire of our loins, and light of our life.

And what exactly did Dyan do to deserve this?

NOTHING ... except leave a comment. Each week, we'll randomly select one commenter to receive a free shirt.

That means if you want one, all you've got to do is give us a piece of your mind in the comments section of any of our posts. The more you comment, the better chance you have of winning.

So, Dyan, enjoy your prize! We hope you treasure our favorite "Golden Girl" as much as we do.

For more GILF-friendly shirts, check out the selection from our friends at Busted Tees.