If you only know Chi McBride from shows like "House" and "Boston Public," then you may be surprised to find out that he's also a very motivating motivational speaker. In fact, his Mastering Success program is likely to find loads of followers. Its very simplicity is its greatest strength -- that being: If you spank it regularly, you'll make a whole lot better decisions. For anyone who's ever regretted a booty call, it makes total sense. (NSFW)Oct 22nd 2009 By Asylum Staff
Chi McBride Wants You to Find Success Through the Timeless Art of Masturbation
If you only know Chi McBride from shows like "House" and "Boston Public," then you may be surprised to find out that he's also a very motivating motivational speaker. In fact, his Mastering Success program is likely to find loads of followers. Its very simplicity is its greatest strength -- that being: If you spank it regularly, you'll make a whole lot better decisions. For anyone who's ever regretted a booty call, it makes total sense. (NSFW)MORE FROM OUR PARTNERS
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Thursday 22 October
By Heavytoka
I'm changing my entire business model now! Number 1 priority is to stroke it.
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Thursday 22 October
By Sean
If this was true I would have Bill Gates money by now...
While it might not make you rich, it certainly does prevent those regrettable hook ups with sleazy bar whores and craigslist prostitutes!
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Friday 23 October
By huck
I tried this technique years ago. All I succeeded in doing was chafing.
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