Readers Love Cheap Halloween Costumes, Any Chance to Make D**k Jokes

Looking for a cheap and tasteless costume this Halloween? We offered a few gems from our Halloweens past before opening the floor to you guys.

HeavyToka suggested, "When in doubt just throw a condom on your head and be a d$!k." (We assume he's going as Condom Dick Tracy?)

MisanthropeGirl shared an experience from her younger days: "I had a lot of these low-maintenance costumes as a kid. Garbage bag? White gloves? You're a California Raisin!"

But NILBOG brought it all back home with this helpful suggestion, which takes the Nobel Prize: "Cut a hole in a potato and squeeze your man parts into it. Then you would be a Dictator."

Dance 'em off, dancing raisin. Dance 'em off.