Formula keeps his pimp hand is strong, and helps him keep his babies in line.
Baby Michael Jackson
No, it's not that this costume is "too soon." There is never a "too soon" for something this creepy.
Look, your kid has plenty of time to co-opt black culture when he's a teenager. Right now, he just looks like baby K-Fed. Give him a beer gut and a "PopoZao" single, and he's all set.
Baby Donald Trump
As "The Donald" himself would say, this kid's therapy bills are gonna be HUGE. That said, his hair is slightly less ferret-like than the actual Trump.
Ah, there's nothing cuter than the first time your kid cracks open a protester's head with his nightstick.
Member of the KISS Army
You wanted the best, you got...this costume? We get it, you like KISS. Though to your kid, it's just a silly clown outfit.
Comes with heavy mascara, kid-sized vodka flask, and a suitcase full of faded dreams!
Besides being terrifying, you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone under the age of 25 who knows who this character is. When was the last "Hellraiser" movie? 1994, maybe? Also, you're making your kid go as a character named "Pinhead." That is bound to create some head-size related insecurities down the line.
Dark Knight Joker
Not only is your child dressed like a knife-wielding anarchist, he's also a year too late on this one. Time to get that "balloon boy" costume ready for next Halloween.
This costume implies that your kid is such a hardened criminal, he requires an old-timey ball-and-chain strapped to his leg at all time. What, an ankle bracelet isn't enough to hold your lil' felon? Clearly he's on his way to death row here.