Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb trainwrecks.

Andre Agassi confessed to using crystal meth in his past. (Radar Online)

The director of "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" will helm the "Short Circuit" remake. (Screen Junkies)

Steve Carell will star in "Missing Links," an adaptation of the book by ESPN's Rick Reilly. (FilmDrunk)

L.A. Lakers center Andrew Bynum purchased a tricked-out Chevy Camaro modeled after Bumblebee from "Transformers." (TMZ)

The victim in the Roman Polanski rape case just wants it to go away. (Actress Archives)

Hulk Hogan confessed to almost taking his own life. (With Leather)

"Lost"'s final season will be interrupted by the Winter Olympics. (Inside TV)

Speaking of "Lost," this cheeky photo of Evangeline Lilly must be seen. (Holy Taco)

Don't drive on the streets with these 15 zombie road signs. (Unreality Mag)

Brooke Hogan was spotted lingerie shopping. (Daily Fill)