It's not easy being green? Eff that, it's not easy being a 700-lb., claw-toting, fur-covered killing machine. Werewolves have never had it easy, but thankfully now they at least have a guide book to get an introduction to their bloodlust.

Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers have navigated the dangerous world of the werewolf and were nice enough to sit down with us and explain the unexpected hair-loss benefits of lycanthropy and how to break the news to your loving, skeptical wife.