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If you live in Langley, British Columbia, hold on to your nuts. Or put a metal plate or something down there. Or walk with your legs really close together. Whatever it takes to avoid being attacked by the woman who is roaming the streets and randomly kicking guys in the nards.

Most recently, Anthony Clark, 22, was walking down the street, minding his own, when the Nut Blaster walked right up to him and let his jewels have it. After the attack, Clark went several hours before noticing that one of his boys had gone "missing." Apparently the crazy lady had punted his crotch so hard that one of his testicles had shot up into his abdomen. At the hospital, Clark learned the testicle had actually ruptured from the force of the kick and had to be removed. It will be replaced by a prosthetic one sometime before Christmas.

Clark is the fourth or fifth victim of the groin smasher. However, rest assured that aside from the crazy lady in Langley, random acts of testicle violence are somewhat rare, as long as you can avoid drunken schoolgirls and car racing enthusiasts.