Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

You've read why we are tired of "Mad Men"'s resident booze-soaked womanizer. But here's a case for why you might still want to be Don Draper. What about Pete Campbell? He was rocking a pretty sweet turtleneck in the latest episode. (Inside TV)

Joss Whedon wants to buy the rights to the "Terminator" franchise for $10,000 so he can turn it into a "Lord of the Rings"-style epic. Even as a joke, it sounds better than "Terminator Salvation." (FilmDrunk)

Paris Hilton's boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, reportedly choked her on Halloween. (Actress Archives)

"Dancing With the Stars" contestant Joanna Krupa's tickle-fetish video has surfaced. As always, we have to ask: Is it porn? (TMZ)

New footage from "Survival of the Dead," George Romero's latest zombie flick, has been released. (Screen Junkies)

Chris Brown revealed the cover of his latest album. (Radar Online)

Christopher Walken reciting Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" is pretty much all you ever need to watch from now on. (Unreality Mag)

Is pole dancing a sport? The U.S. Pole Dancing Championship thinks so. (With Leather)

Party down with the 15 most memorable Wayne's World moments. Every moment in "Wayne's World" is memorable. (Daily Fill)